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The Lawyer and the Tomato GardenAn old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, a lawyer, used to help him, but was now in prison, waiting for a trial related to a murder he claimed he did not do. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:"Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad." A few days later he received a letter from his son: "Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. You KNOW that is where I would have buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie." At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: "Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie" |
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