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Lawyer joke of the month

Forensic Health Test

"There is both good news and bad news for you," the defense attorney informed his client.

"First the bad news: The blood test they did showed an exact match between your DNA and the sample found at the crime scene."

"Oh, no! I am done for!" complained the client. "What good news do you have for me?"

"They found your cholesterol is down to 130."