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Lawyer Joke of the Month

Professional Ethics

A lawyer was standing in a long line at airport security when someone started kneading his shoulders. The lawyer turned around and asked: "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while waiting in this dumb line."
"Well, you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you, and I am a lawyer?"

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